i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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