I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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