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• (205): View more from Alabama

  How long until YT realizes that it's a man?

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.

  (310): View more from California

  ***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.

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• (315): View more from New York

  I think im going to throw up on grandma

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• (904): View more from Florida

  We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am

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• (904): View more from Florida

  All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!

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• (801): View more from Utah

  Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?

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• (509): View more from Washington

  I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.

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