What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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