Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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