Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
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