Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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