Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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