East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
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