Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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