im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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