David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
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