But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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