and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
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