I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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