My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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