how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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