why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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