She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
and you fell through a lawn chair
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
Randomize
