The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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