Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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