don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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