I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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