At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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