Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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