I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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