Dual....:-)
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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