There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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