Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
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