I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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