Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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