I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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