Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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