how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
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