I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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