Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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