if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
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