I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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