Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
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