But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Randomize
