of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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