she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
50% drunk capacity currently
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
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