That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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