Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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