I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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