i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
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