wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
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