Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
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