She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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