I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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